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Drana The Banana
Just a weird girl with big dreams, trying to figure out how to make them happen through a multitude of sarcasm and insults to your mum.
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if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
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imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your middle school selfies for an hour
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Honestly if I had the body I wanted I’d probably dress like a slut Im just saying
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dude if you want anyone to feel like shit just respond with ‘ok’ to all their messages like forreal
ok
you asshole
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i developed a self-depreciating sense of humor as a method of coping with my insecurities and social anxiety because it’s a lot easier to deal with people laughing at you when you’ve already beaten them to the punch by laughing at yourself
Too fucking relevant.
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yet another unrealistic expectation for women
Tzimisce can help you
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48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
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