aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
(via h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s)
Drana The Banana
Just a weird girl with big dreams, trying to figure out how to make them happen through a multitude of sarcasm and insults to your mum.
146916i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
(via seveneight-nine)
| me half-way through shaving one leg: | i dont want to do this anymore |
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(via laugh-addict)
In a group picture, there’s always at least one person that…
… throws up the peace sign.
… tries to look badass.
… tries to look cute.
… gets caught off-guard.
… smiles really big.
… looks like a creeper.
… does “The Ay-Drian”.
(Source: ay-drian)
(via laugh-addict)
when you have to make the decision between sleeping and the internet
(Source: instazain)
